Starline, LLC. Little Red Costume For Women

What Big Teeth You Have 

This just in: Grandma is sick in bed and has no one to take care of her! No time to change out of your nightclub outfit: Throw some bread and cheese and tea and soup into a basket (pack a few snacks for yourself, too) and hit the road. The shortcut through the deep, dark wood comes with its own risks, but you’ll be fine. If a big, bad wolf threatens you, you don’t need a woodsman – you can handle him yourself. 

Product Details

Wolves, beware: This is no ordinary fairy tale heroine! Your Little Red Costume for Women includes a sleeveless, bustier-style crop top with black straps, white lace, black criss-crossed ribbon detail, and a cute red bow. The matching miniskirt has a solid red underskirt, a red mesh overskirt trimmed with black lace, and a mini white apron. A pair of wrist-length black gloves cover your hands. The included red mesh cloak ties around your neck with a red ribbon. Pull the hood up over your head before you go skipping off to Grandma’s! 

And They All Lived Happily Ever After

It’s over! You confronted the wolf, defeated him so thoroughly that he’ll never come prowling around again, and now you’re finally at your dear grandmother’s home. “Hello, sweetheart,” she says. “My goodness. You look lovely, but back in my day, we didn’t wear our skirts so short. You’re missing part of your top, too. Did it shrink in the wash? Bring your laundry to me and I’ll wash it properly for you.” Aww, Grandma. Even fairy tales experience generation gap.