Funny Fashions Magic Staff Accessory

Where Are the Instructions? 

When wizards buy their magical staffs, do the staffs come with user’s guides? Sure, the sorceresses and necromancers are probably experienced at casting their spells, but a new accessory has to be a little tricky. What if your old staff spewed blue flames when you thumped its end against the ground, but the new one turns everyone around you into toads? 

Product Details

You’ll look like an impressive mage when you carry this Magic Staff Accessory! The black staff is topped with an ornament that resembles a wrinkled, dark green claw with blackened nails holding a cracked-looking white orb. At forty-five inches tall, it will make you the most feared and respected sorcerer in the room! 

With a Wave of This Wand…

If you want advanced magic, you’ll have to supply it yourself, since the wand doesn’t come pre-programmed with spells. It does give you the power of looking incredible, though, which is a pretty good trick.