Elope Queen Of Hearts Crown Costume Hat Accessory

Get to the part where I lose my temper.

Let’s face it, being bossy and ill-tempered just isn’t much fun unless you actually have power you can abuse. That’s why some of us (admittedly less well-adjusted) Disney fans will always have a special place in our hearts for a certain playing card themed monarch. Imagine how much more enjoyable life would be if everyone knew that getting on your bad side would be the last thing they ever did — in one piece, at least!

Our officially licensed Queen of Hearts crown is fit for…well, a queen. The red and black heart will let people know right away just who they’re dealing with, and the luxurious faux feathers and jewels are sure to “suit” you perfectly. (Unrealistically patient flamingo not included.)